By Malou Stitz

You do not want to read this!

Okay, if you are reading this, it means that (a) the headline got you interested or (b) you don’t give a damn about rules That’s good. I hate rules. Especially stupid rules. You do not want to continue reading.

If you do, prepare yourself for a long list of hate.

Meaning, this SCAB is a very straight forward list of things that bothers me. Things that I hate. Because apparently it’s good to hate things in advertising. Hate means problems. And problems means solutions.

Okay, here we go. And apologies for the rudeness in some of them

I hate all people. Why are we so stupid?

I hate how no one can prove that Gods exist

I hate that food gives me comfort

I hate being cold

I hate losing an argument

I hate the London traffic

I hate how freshly boiled water is always too hot to drink, and then it gets too cold

I hate forgetting stuff

I hate that I don’t have a super memory

I hate losing stuff

I hate sleepless nights

I hate that the day only consist of 24 hours.

I hate that I need to sleep 6-7 hours of those 24

I hate paying bills

I hate people that smell

I hate that I no longer can have gluten or dairy

I hate stupid things

I hate narrow-minded minds

I hate how things always look clean for only 2 minutes, then they look messy again

I hate how quickly a room gets messy

I hate that flowers die

I hate throwing food away

I hate slow internet

I hate not having internet at all

I hate how addicted we all are to technology

I hate that the city smells

I hate that paper plates are so thin

I hate stains on clothing

I hate that fabric wrinkles

I hate people that are late

I hate that no matter what I do, or how hard I try, I’m always late

I hate meaningless Facebook posts

I hate that it costs the same to mail a letter across the country as it does across the street

I hate when my phone is low on juice

I hate hair in the shower/drain

I hate that I can’t draw

I hate that too much alcohol makes the room spin

I hate the seeds in honey melon

I hate opening an avocado that isn’t good

I hate that when I see something pretty on someone else, I don’t know where to buy it

I hate wasting time

I hate instruction manuals - and that you can never find our own language

I hate bitter tea

I hate being hungover

I hate that this hating list is so long

I hate that I could continue this for hours

I hate that I need to stop now in order not to create the longest SCAB in history

I hate long lists

Aaaaand finally. Just to reassure you, I do actually like a lot of things in case you were wondering. Some things I even love. Like sunshine, Brunello, holidays and kittens. But I hate that I can’t always have those things. So as I said earlier. Hating things is good. It means there’s something you can change for the better. =)

Xx Malou