By the 2015/16 Intake
What would you do if you got kicked out of SCA?
Tomek - Go freedom campaigning in Japan.Zac - Go to South America and create films.Matt B - Yes! And the films would be shot through the Amazonian rainforest as gangs chased us on foot - Kind of like David Attenborough meets Ross Kemp on Gangs…Laurens - Become a male escort.Sebastian - Break my way back in.Drew - Ask for a refund.Dennis - If I got kicked out — I would need thousands of private sessions with Buddha Ben to control my chimp! Nick L - Hire Laurens.Ben G - Pretty sure I would be a big burly chef with arms covered in tattoos. That or a gamekeeper. Something involving deadly weapons as everyday tools….Nihal - Become a struggling jazz musician with a violent drug habit who dies at 27.Ethan - Find my own way. Great failures can lead to great success. ...Or move back to Vancouver, and live a life in the mountains.Nick K - Launch SCA 3.0Nunu - Come back to spain and work in advertising.Matt K - Bitter and twisted with a phobia of adverts, monkeys and strongly patterned trousers.Katy - Become a property developer and buy the SCA building out of spite. Make some sweet &$€.Tristan - After getting fed up with a struggling music career, I would run off to the Amazon and live off ayahuasca with the shamans. All of this would take place in my mind, in Broadmoor.Sokaina - Exist as some sort of inert creature with no direction in life.Owen - Buy a four pack of K, a bag of brown and befriend the 'bench crowd' outside of school. Beatrice - I would protest, until arrested by the police. Been meaning to get some healthy protesting done anyway.Becci - I would runaway and join the circus. To become a roller skating clown!Alexander - If I were kicked out of SCA I would become a Deliveroo driver, eat all my deliveries, and replace them with Domino’s.Blaž - I would innovate wooden iPhone accessories, put it on Kickstarter, fail to be pledged and hate myself for being kicked out of SCA.Ranj - Become a vigilante and dress up as Spiderman... Alicia - Start a fashion line of luxury patterned trousers to win back Marc's affection.Ben T - Become a song writer, start my own business and see one of my inventions through. Orla - Chain myself to the railings and refuse to leave the building. Obviously this plan would only be able to be executed on one of the many days that I bring chains and a pad lock to school.Nadia - Chase the sun.Chloe - Lay on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming, until all that's left to do is eat pizza.Adriano - Just fly in Asia, travel around and discover the world doing amazing stuff.Sam - Work with whales.Angus - Become a vintage clothes dealer.Federica - I would go there anyway pretending nothing happened.Rhiannon - Go back to Superdry and spend the rest of my life folding overpriced T-shirts.Laura - Spend my life working on a winning Nobel Peace Prize idea. Then send the award to Marc with a message reading: Thank you for giving me the drive to prove to shouldn’t have kicked me out.With that in mind. Maybe you should.