STRAPLINE YOURSELVES SILLY – By SCA intake 2019/20

By SCA intake 2019/20

STRAPLINE YOURSELVES SILLY

Gigi: More substance than the MIC cast on a Friday night. Why are you always wearing a coat inside? WOMEN ARE NATURALLY COLDER THAN MEN!!!!! Tommy: I'm thin, but I'm wiry. And she was definitely at least 14. Alfie: Bitch. Skills, sk8ing and rim jobs. Alice: My favorite dough is cookies Katie: I have 3 bidets at home.Ellie: Nils Leonard please give me a job. Issy: What’s going on? Ahhah. Bee: I make Hunee, honey.Elisa: Pencil oder Ausgang. Camila: Motion and emotion.Ivan: I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. The water’s not fine. Aaron: Aaron not Aaron The North Face: Never stop exploring children. Leanne: I was not made for this; this was made for me. I am a SINGLE. Oliver: Caffeine and Nicotine with a splash of Sudafed. Do you even vape bro? No I mean with a gold vape. She’s my wife. KFC: Finger Lickin’ Good Sam: Jew(ish) 7-2Holly: Why sell water to people who want water? I rate it ½ a starEva: Bitch, make me a cup of tea.Elle: Herts over head. Pierre:I don’t like to overdo stuff. Bastien: I’m French, I love techno, cheese and escargot (actually I do prefer frog Ivan)Rolly: Kind but mean. The Dean: Ozzie with a buzzie. 2 rooms left, get one now. *Spills coffee on brand new Nikes*DJ: Round 2 is better than round 1.Chloë: Cocky with the board.Christopher: Paint n rumAlex: Daddy Cool.Sean: The Golden Girl. Carly: Sail into my Bermuda triangle. THIS WINSLawrence: Do it tomorrow. Clothes with sharks are cool. Can she draw like Da Vinci? Can she write like Shakespeare? Honey.Charles: *wearing green velvet hat* Surpass the answer. But what is the question? David : Yes. I write pars and spit barsScarlet: An espresso martini, a Fiji water and a skyscraper view. WHO would you take on daddy’s yacht. Why is Elle suddenly my roommate? Rachael: illiterate charm. The singing was in key! Phillip: Ditto. You never quit being a model. ZOOLANDER FACE (It’s called Blue Steel honey).Jay: Look Marc I done a drawing. Looool. LOL.Luce : je ne sais quoiIsik: When does term start? Hahahhahahahaa - LOOOOOOOLMatt: *11:30am at the Ritzy* - I’ll just have two large glasses please. Who needs words when you have white wine? Oh shit, time to get off Grindr. Marley: Like a good curry. A spicy slow burner.