Nina Numpty Sat on A Wall, by @1CuriousGiraffe

By Nina Beyers

Nina Numpty Sat on A Wall

Nina Numpty sat on a wall worrying, fretting, trying not to bawl all the assignments, projects and portfolio straincouldn’t put Nina Numpty’s head straight againSo on Tuesday she hit the brick wall and she fell with an almighty crack she felt like her ideas were wack couldn’t see where she was or find her way back So she stumbled up to Marc’s tower to ask why she felt sour he gave her a tissue and said chill out, this ain’t jujitsu He scribbled on a side of A4 and on it was dots galore! don’t worry, your portfolio can wait go laugh, scribble or create You’ve been staring at Photoshop too longmaybe a shower? You’re starting to pong or perhaps a Tinder date? could help you get out of this state Either way, get outta here and set your head straight so she skiddalded off to the Tate peered at Emin’s bedand a mattress made of white breadSo she’s had a go at penning a rhyming choruswith the help of a rhyming thesaurus to say thanks for easing her out of her painso that, in the end, Nina Numpty was put together again.