By Dan Burkitt
Life
Life is a tube of pringlesYou’ll gobble it down.Life is a tube of toothpasteHalf-empty and misshapen.Life is a tube journeySweaty and uncomfortable.Life is a tube of tomato pasteDelicious and blood red.Life is a tubaMetallic and loud.Life is a tube of pringles,Salty and moreish.Life is a thick plankLife is a quick wankLife is a five-ingredient recipeLife is short.Life is a lingering smellLife is a taxi ride to the hotelLife is going very well thanks for askingLife is dull.Life is a bookLife is the chances you tookLife is all the hands you shookLife is formulaic.Life is maroon playdoLife is mashed potatoLife is mostly pretty good these daysLife is malleable.Life is a humid night without a fanLife is a marble statue of a Great ManLife is an overnight shiftLife is hard.Life is a chat and a beerLife is a soundwave hitting your earLife is happening right now right hereLife is exciting.Life is green or red or maybe blueLife is a brown leather shoeLife is a seriously bad bout of fluLife is odd.Life is a four-stop bus journeyLife is the wheels on a hospital gurneyLife is a pot of honeyLife isn’t free.Life is a chair by the fireLife is a country cottage for hireLife is a funeral pyreLife is warm.Life is a one syllable word.Life is nothing if you’re not hea