By Lauren Peters

Knock-knock Lauren.

Ah I love a good joke. Who`s there?Great question.What?Great question.Oh er, great question who?Great question for you.Okay um… what is?Why are you acting so… `ya-know`?Same reason you are I guess. Why?I just think there`s a strong chance people are wondering where this is going, that`s all.Oh right. Well… yeah, I`m happy to answer that question. You should probably just go ahead and ask it.Alright then I will.Okay.Hey Lauren?Yeah, what is it?Why are you acting so... `ya-know`?Oh it`s nothing. It`s just… well I`m moving house tomorrow and need to find a way to pick up the furniture I found for cheap on Gumtree and then I`m going to Shambala for a few days but said I`d read some words and maybe write some more and also try and learn software I don`t own and transform the caravan I spontaneously bought on eBay into a mobile GP surgery for refugees and transport it to Greece somehow and also pay for it and the course which I`m about to start and oh yeah I`m about to start a new course - yeah a course not a job, but I will get a job at some point, probably... but first I need to finish all the other stuff and a couple of commissions I agreed to do before I even knew about the course and oh it`s my grandparents 60th wedding anniversary coming up so I should organise something for that really and...ya-know?Good question.What?