GROUP SCAB: Storytime with John -Group SCAB

Adeline: What is the meaning of life?Sara: The turtle asked.Helena: While he sat in his hot tubBecky: eating cookie dough ice creamJem: with a rusty spork.Phil: Dripping down his turtle beardPoppy: were some baked beans from lunch.Twyla: ‘Do I lick it or leave it?’Zoe: but the beans are so smooth they remind me ofHolly H: King Julian’s bum.Henry: What a taste that was. Nick: From the Skunk’s junk.Jonothan: Turtle remembered his back, crack and sack waxing andHolly: thought how it was the best day of his life Darius: thought how it was the worst day of his lifePhilly: Hmmm….Christian: thought the turtle, the sack wax hurt But also felt so goodPietro: and he finally unlocked his superpower:Steve: ‘Theewt theewt!’ a giant laser came from the sky and completely vaporized the hot tub.Josh: cuz he had that smooth crack, lil turt slipped out just in timeJoe: the endMartin: of the first chapter.James: Next Chapter - The Turtles World Domination. To be continued…Melina: The rabbits are defeated. Now, what about people?Susan: People will swim against the current. Petra: Unlike the turtles, they ride it.Rita: and the turtle went on to live a happy life as an ashtray Dan: This was all an allegory for socialismGary: Which leads us to the real question; why is there a meaning to life?Helena: There isn’t. We’re all sims.Jonothan: in a Samsung Galaxy 2.Adeline: The end. Meg: Stay tuned for the sequel.Rachel: Which will never be making an appearance after this poop show of a story.Elliot: Obviously fake news