3 step guide to making the best portfolio the world has ever seen, by @teddysouter

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June 7, 2015

By Teddy Souter

3 step guide to making the best portfolio the world has ever seen

Step 1.Buy the Gary Larson Far Side collection.Step 2.Turn every cartoon into an advert for a product.Step 3. Buy a nice big cabinet for all the awards you’ve won.(PS: Please don’t actually do this, this scab is intended as a tribute to the worlds greatest cartoonist, and does not genuinely encourage plagiarism. Also you will get caught.)

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