By HUSH – The SCA Intake of 2018/19

 

Who are our celebrity crushes?

 

For this weeks’ group SCAB we have chosen to write about our celebrity crushes, who they are and why they have a special place in our hearts.

 

Joe R: Antoni from Queer Eye is the most beautiful man in the world, David Beckham is also dreamy. I always answer with men to this question? I’ll balance out the gender of my answer by also stating Dua Lipa and Zendaya are very hot.

 

Alex B: Antoni is beautiful! Johnny Flynn and Kit Harington are in a play together at the moment – I don’t know if I could handle it.

 

Mary: Barack Obama – what a cool guy. And Michelle Obama. And their kids. Joshua Jackson as my teenage crush and George Clooney for giving $10,000 to help Radioman get off the streets a couple of years ago.

 

Charles: Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Rich dad? Check! Likes a drink? Water in to wine, binch! Would he split the bill? He fed the 5000! Famous? They wrote a whole book about the guy! If not Him, then former T4 presenter Miquita Oliver.

 

Holly: I haven’t been able to shake my long term crush on Darren Criss for nearly 10 years. I also have a crush on Seth Rogan but please.. no comment, and my current crushes are Noah Centineo, Nick Jonas and Emily Blunt.

 

Saphire: Current crush –  Jodie Comer, happy to be on her kill list. Long term crush – Scarlett Johansson, always. Guilty Crush: Simon Cowell even though he’s had like 10 different faces. Don’t ask me why, I don’t know why. And for dessert – Jason Momoa and his wife Lisa Bonet. Oh and one more.. Omar Sy! That smile <3

 

Karolina: Young Mickey Rourke in 9 and ½ weeks.

 

Vic: For both his acting and his charity/activist work Mark Ruffalo. It helps that he is also hot.
For her attitude Kristen Stewart and Jodie Whittaker just for existing.

 

Tom: Lola bunny did and still does make me sexually confused in all the best ways.

 

Coco: Has to be Tom Hardy

 

Alysha: I ask Santa for Harry Styles for Christmas every year & he never delivers. Maybe this year he’ll be under my tree. ASAP Rocky would also be nice. I’m just a sucker for the combo of slick fashion sense, charisma and a pretty face.

 

Leonore: I don’t really have a celebrity crush, but if I’d had to pick one it would be Salma Hayek.

 

Patxi: Michelle Obama

 

Phil: Hildegard of Bingen but I’m not entirely sure because perspective wasn’t really a thing in the 1100s but if she looks like she does in two dimensions imagine what she looks like in three :O :O :O :O :O

 

Alex T: The democratically elected President of Turkmenistan, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow. With over 98% of the popular vote, he can rig my erection anyday.

 

Tarun: David Blaine. Always wanted to sleep with someone who is condemned by the Catholic Church.

 

Josie: Jay Rayner interviewed Jeff Goldblum in the paper a few weeks ago and it was like hanukkah come early 🙂 also, Penelope Cruz (duh), Zadie Smith and Riz Ahmed

 

Antonio: Marc

 

Lucy P: Timothee

 

Rob: Genghis Khan, I like a man who can dominate or the sexy cadbury carmel rabbit from my youth.