By MOSH – The Intake of 2014/15
Shakespeare: To tweet or not to tweet
Freddie Mercury: “There is a cure for AIDS now? Oh great… #missedit”
Churchill: ” atta my boy @LordTrebit”
Laurence of Arabia: “@ISIS wtf #ididntdothis”
Steve Jobs: “iTweet”
Original Terminator from Terminator 1(because he actually died):
‘I’ll be back’
man this # crosstowntraffic sucks (j Hendrix)
Martin Luther King: ‘I had a dream and you ruined it @BarackObama’
Johann Sebastian Bach: “My new stomper – A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, D, E♮, G, A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, F,E♮, G, A, E♭, C, B♮, B♭, F, E♮, G”
Gianni Versace “tinder has the worst selection of eyebrows I have ever seen. ”
#shutupEdwina – Edward Souter The First
I have a tweet -Martin Luther King
Now then, now then, now then what is all this commotion?
140 Characters ? Easy. (Robin Williams)
Jesus: “oh my God”
Jesus – YOLO? lolz.
Bill Shankly: Every footballer on here is a fucking lemon.
I swear I didn’t touch any kids – Jimmy Savile
“The Milkybar’s are on me!” – The Milkybar kid
Hello, world. – God
Vene, Vidi, Tweetie – Julius Caesar
Frankenstien – IT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
Marylin Monroe – *Posts Instagram selfie* caption – ‘Bitch don’t kill my vibe’ with princess emoji.
“A voice for the people and a cacophony of vapidness and repetition. Here I am on this necessary evil” – Ginsberg
Jesus: “Come, follow me, and I will show you how to fish for people!”
@Bill_Hicks: Don’t follow me too closely, you might get lost.
Robin Williams, “Damn it’s hot down here.”
Bob Dylan, “Give the anarchist a cigarette”.
@Jesuschrist: You have 0 followers
Moses: Let my people go #Bondage
Andy Warhol: in the future everyone will be famous for 15 retweets #famous
Syd Barrett: “I’m sorry, I can’t tweet very coherently.”
Elvis – ‘Just been born #allshookup’
Again – Don’t really do advertising. Who do I think is a Legend? Orson Welles. Yes. He’d probably just accidentally post a dick pic on his main stream.
“Ed Sheeran. Headlining Wembley? The world is higher than I” – Kurt Cobain.