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Society 2018 @ZSlatter

By Zoe Slatter 

 

January 25th.
Thursday evening in Starbucks, Brixton.

‘What do you know about the mac. What do you know about the mac? since I was 8 years old

25 five years
what do you know about my mac
get me the real shit
it’s pure green
literally pure green
and I have a donkey to go with it too
this shit it pure green my mac
and I have a donkey to go with it DONNNNKEYYYYYYYY
PUUUREEE GREEEENNNN with a donkey I’ll fucking drink their bod.

What do you know about my mac got no fake gold printed here
I got that rob that Harrods
fucking gold

do you know about the lion, he sits on gold.
I own that shop.
Do you know what I think of the pound – go to the one pound shop. You want to know the real mac.
I’ve had one since I was 8 years old.

I’ve had internet since I was 8, 24 years I’ve had internet.
I’ll have a white moccoo foookin lotta. (starbucks man) ‘would you like cream’ Yeah I do. White mocooo loota of that shit.
What do you know about my mac.
I’ve had one since I was 8.
25 years old.
I was fucking greeeeennnnn!’

A lot of people would of turn their back or planted their heads deep into their phones of the sound of someone voicing their opinions in this way. Some people may think this is wrong, but I decided to write what this lady was saying, decoding what she probably wanted to say. I think it’s pretty clear, don’t you.

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