By Matt Kennedy – From the 2015/16 Intake
Note to self
I’ve been reflecting. On the joys of winning a scholarship to SCA. I was thinking of writing a big thank you, a how much it means, a big old back slap and cheeky ego tickle. But truth be told, what a load of bollocks*. It could all be worthless; the real work is yet to come. Scholarship or no scholarship, we are all in the same boat.
Today though, I do feel like a champion. This is because I have discovered I can make a cappuccino simply by furiously shaking the milk carton for a minute and then pouring.
Anyway I digress. Reflecting. To do this I thought I would share the notes from my phone over the last few months. Unedited. Could be dangerous.
See you all in September.
Half a beer
No chocolate for an answer
Bus driver wide back end
Get armpits waxed
Buy the economist
Who am I? Me meets me?
Maybe this isn’t the end, but just the beginning.
It’s not 35 miles to Paris
Have you got a signing in book?
Stories all around us.
Fiona Dyson 9th
The stationary tour
Chris Isaac – Wicked Game
Breast cancer skin, lung cancer shit, a brain tumour shit, skin cancer oh well could be worse.
9kg olive oil, 5.6kg coconut oil, 4kg palm oil, grapefruit seed extract, 400ml fragrance
I am Tyler Durden
Shit you can’t flush
A story no one else could tell
The vanity window
Stopped two dwarfs, rob a man
Follow your passions.
Got loads of basil in it.
Don’t invest emotion in my umbrella
Cat and cereal bar
Save the granny with a crime biscuit
Going anyway nice? No
Put washing up in shower
*That said I am very thankful.
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