Adeline: What is the meaning of life?
Sara: The turtle asked.
Helena: While he sat in his hot tub
Becky: eating cookie dough ice cream
Jem: with a rusty spork.
Phil: Dripping down his turtle beard
Poppy: were some baked beans from lunch.
Twyla: ‘Do I lick it or leave it?’
Zoe: but the beans are so smooth they remind me of
Holly H: King Julian’s bum.
Henry: What a taste that was.
Nick: From the Skunk’s junk.
Jonothan: Turtle remembered his back, crack and sack waxing and
Holly: thought how it was the best day of his life
Darius: thought how it was the worst day of his life
Christian: thought the turtle, the sack wax hurt
But also felt so good
Pietro: and he finally unlocked his superpower:
Steve: ‘Theewt theewt!’ a giant laser came from the sky and completely vaporized the hot tub.
Josh: cuz he had that smooth crack, lil turt slipped out just in time
Joe: the end
Martin: of the first chapter.
James: Next Chapter – The Turtles World Domination. To be continued…
Melina: The rabbits are defeated. Now, what about people?
Susan: People will swim against the current.
Petra: Unlike the turtles, they ride it.
Rita: and the turtle went on to live a happy life as an ashtray
Dan: This was all an allegory for socialism
Gary: Which leads us to the real question; why is there a meaning to life?
Helena: There isn’t. We’re all sims.
Jonothan: in a Samsung Galaxy 2.
Adeline: The end.
Meg: Stay tuned for the sequel.
Rachel: Which will never be making an appearance after this poop show of a story.
Elliot: Obviously fake news