Compared to my comfortable life in Sweden, ever since I landed in London, there’s been plenty of new first times for me and I’ve enjoyed them quite well.

My first time moving to another country.
My first time living away from my parents and siblings.
My first time seeing a dude take, seriously, like 300 selfies on the tube.
My first time calling it the ”tube”.
My first time being properly introduced to the ”mad” world of advertising.
My first time speaking in english for such a long period of time.
My first time being hustled by a mean shop owner.
My first time seeing a strangers nose hair.
My first time eating an ”OREO” lolly.
My first time looking for an apartment.
My first time being shouted at in a fast food restaurant.
My first time going to a school I actually enjoy.
My first time being actually interested in what’s being said in school.
My first time taking so many notes.
My first time actually taking notes and not doodling some really nice squares and abstract shapes. My first time experiencing as many twists and schemes.
My first time being so desperate for wifi.
My first time feeling like this is what I want to do.
My first time experiencing so many feelings at the same time.
My first time visiting the National Portrait Gallery.
My first time seeing Sam Rockwell. lookalike
My first time seeing a man with his penis out, on the street.
My first time seeing someone poop in the street.
My first time writing scamps.
My first time having the police in front of my building.
My first time living in an apartment building.
My first time having to wake up so early, in a long time.
My first time seeing Marc’s bellybutton.
My first time feeling so poor.
My first time feeling relatively, at certain times, like an adult.
My first time calling 999
My first time seeing the true reality of our existence (or rather non existence) on this earth and the meaning of life. On top of a rainbow hippopotamus coming down a cactus slide with candy coated raindrops falling down on it’s banana flaming children.
My first time driving a Nissan Qashqai
first times yeah.