By MOSH – The Intake of 2014/15
Swimming pool lilo that looks like a giant discarded plaster.
Why don’t I brush my teeth?
Check my balls.
“Stay a little bit longer” normally i don’t get ideas in the shower because i sing.
I get the idea’s when i lie in bed in complete silence. Before a meditation session.
Before falling asleep at night.
Stealing housemate’s shower cream
Having a wee.
To get out the shower
A waterproof recorder for ideas that you come up in the shower
In the shower I sometimes look at my reflection in the tiny bit of metal on the shower
head and think, damnnn im getting fat, but thats another story. My most recent idea
was to make a hair wash called Champooo, made with real champagne. In a classy
bottle. Only for ballers.
Shower curtains that you can write on with water proof pens for when you have ideas
in the shower.
I can’t remember any so clearly they weren’t that great.
Some creative solutions to get my flatmates to buy some toilet paper.
I’ve forgotten every single one of them during the process of getting dried.
“I could fit more people in here.”
Waterproof hair. I didn’t make it up in the shower but it’s genius. I hate having wet
To scrub my body.
Have a wank.
Wakie Wankie: an alternative version of Wakie (an app where a random on the other
side of the world calls you when you need to wake up). Wakie wankie is the same, but
for people who would prefer some phone sex to wake them up.
Take off my clothes.
One this morning, to create greeting cards using awkward stock photos.
Adding MSG to margaritas.
To never press the snooze button.
A dyson airblade style body dryer. Hop out of the shower, spin around and Bob is your
Not to have ideas in showers
The ‘Mother without the smother’ line for Just Eat. Also the main idea behind my
dissertation, but I won’t go into it now
Probably that time I realised that by putting it behind the shower gels rather than in
front, I could keep the water out of my beer.
to have pancakes for breakfast.
I couldn’t really tell you.
Bringing my bath time friends to life.
put a toilet in the shower